University of Wisconsin chancellor Rebecca Blank has urged students in Madison to stay within the confines of Dane County while they are not in session. “We strongly advise you to reconsider non-essential personal or business travel away from Dane County,” wrote Chancellor Rebecca Blank in a letter to students and staff. “You may face a higher risk of infection, significant delays returning to Madison, and/or the requirement to self-isolate upon your return, all of which could significantly impact your professional and personal obligations at great individual expense.” Czabe and the boys reimagined what that letter should have looked like instead. (Photo/Getty Images)