Wow. Just wow.Ā
Peter: Victoria will you take this rose?
Me:Ā
My Observations
How does Peter even remember to breathe? He is literally that stupid.Ā
Who sits inside next to a roaring fire wearing a fleece vest?Ā
Hannah Ann would be a terrible name for a wife if youāre a drinker.Ā
When someone says winemaking who doesnāt think of Des Moines, Iowa?
If I were a woman and saw how excited Peter got about seeing his first crab rangoon, thereās no way Iād ever let him see my breastesses.Ā
I canāt believe a Top 10 college basketball program has such a sh*tty jumbotron.
Madi is a serious baller.Ā
Bruce Pearl would make a better Bachelor than Peter.Ā
What 29 year old puts their first name on the back of a basketball jersey?Ā
You can tell the order of the hometowns based on the healing of Peterās head scar.
Victoria F is the only crop on the psycho farm.
Merissa: āBe careful of Victoria PeterāĀ
Peter:Ā
Eileen Wournos would even think Victoria F is nuts.Ā
Peter: āMmmmm...let me think...who should I take to the final three? The cute blonde who cries a lot and doesnāt know how to drink champagne or the home wrecking pariah who Iāve been warned about, doesnāt listen to me, lies constantly, tells me how I can and cannot behave, turns everything around to put it on me and then storms off before I get to meet her family. Well that's easy..."
My Week 8 Power RankingsĀ
Madison - Donāt worry about the āsaving yourself for marriageā thing. This is yours to lose.Ā
Hannah Ann - Sheās annoying and immature, but she didnāt kill Peter with the axe when she had it in her hands. I donāt think the same can be said for Victoria F.Ā
Merissa - Not a contestant, but did you see how Peterās eyes lit up when he saw her?Ā
Crab Rangoon - Not a contestant, but did you see how Peterās eyes lit up when he saw them?Ā
Kelsey - I donāt care if he sent her home, she's still better than the alternative.Ā
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