Wow. Just wow.
Peter: Victoria will you take this rose?
How does Peter even remember to breathe? He is literally that stupid.
Who sits inside next to a roaring fire wearing a fleece vest?
Hannah Ann would be a terrible name for a wife if you’re a drinker.
When someone says winemaking who doesn’t think of Des Moines, Iowa?
If I were a woman and saw how excited Peter got about seeing his first crab rangoon, there‘s no way I’d ever let him see my breastesses.
I can’t believe a Top 10 college basketball program has such a sh*tty jumbotron.
Madi is a serious baller.
Bruce Pearl would make a better Bachelor than Peter.
What 29 year old puts their first name on the back of a basketball jersey?
You can tell the order of the hometowns based on the healing of Peter’s head scar.
Victoria F is the only crop on the psycho farm.
Merissa: “Be careful of Victoria Peter”
Eileen Wournos would even think Victoria F is nuts.
Peter: “Mmmmm...let me think...who should I take to the final three? The cute blonde who cries a lot and doesn’t know how to drink champagne or the home wrecking pariah who I’ve been warned about, doesn’t listen to me, lies constantly, tells me how I can and cannot behave, turns everything around to put it on me and then storms off before I get to meet her family. Well that's easy..."
My Week 8 Power Rankings
Madison - Don’t worry about the “saving yourself for marriage” thing. This is yours to lose.
Hannah Ann - She’s annoying and immature, but she didn’t kill Peter with the axe when she had it in her hands. I don’t think the same can be said for Victoria F.
Merissa - Not a contestant, but did you see how Peter’s eyes lit up when he saw her?
Crab Rangoon - Not a contestant, but did you see how Peter’s eyes lit up when he saw them?
Kelsey - I don’t care if he sent her home, she's still better than the alternative.
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