Finally, the right gift for someone who likes a touch of class with their dirt-cheap beer.
Miller High Life's slogan is the "Champagne of Beers." And now . . . you'll be able to buy it in gold CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES. Miller has sold them before in Chicago and Milwaukee . . . but for this Christmas season, they're rolling them out nationwide.
So for just $3.49, you can toast with the champagne of beers on New Year's Eve instead of, you know, actual champagne.
(Here's a picture.)