Less than a day into his prison sentence, BILL COSBY was ASSAULTED by another inmate. According to the not-always-reliable Radar Online, someone threw a STALE HOT DOG BUN at him.
That's what Bill supposedly told his wife Camille when he called her from the joint. He added that he fell down some steps because nobody was guiding him. Bill is legally blind.
He also told Camille, quote, "They took my cane, tie, and shoelaces because they think I will harm myself," and he begged her to do whatever she could to get him out as soon as possible.
(Here's O.J. Simpson saying Cosby will be a target because, quote, "rapists are frowned upon in prison.")