If the apocalypse is coming, I kinda feel like the big corporations are going to be the first ones they tell. So maybe THIS is how they're passing along that secret?
Someone just found that if you go to Google Translate . . . set the language to Maori, which is the language of the indigenous people from New Zealand . . . type the word "dog" 18 times . . . and translate it to English, you get a strange result.
The translation reads, quote, "Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve. We are experiencing characters and a dramatic developments in the world, which indicate that we are increasingly approaching the end times and Jesus' return."
So . . . um . . . why is that happening? Google swears it's just a weird glitch and NOT their secret way of letting us know the end of days is near.
A representative says, quote, "Google Translate learns from examples of translations on the web . . . this is simply a function of inputting nonsense into the system, to which nonsense is generated." Whatever you say.