If you cook up the frozen hash browns in your freezer, be careful . . . the little white chunks mixed in might not be onions.
McCain Foods USA just recalled Roundy's and Harris Teeter hash browns because, quote, "despite our stringent supply standards, golf balls may have been inadvertently harvested with potatoes used to make this product."
How exactly do you harvest golf balls? They didn't say. Were their potatoes grown on a driving range? Are the hash browns packaged in a factory that also makes golf balls? We may never know.
They say that no injuries have been reported by people swallowing golf balls parts . . . so far.