Here ya go ladies!
RYAN REYNOLDS bares his butt in a new teaser for "Deadpool 2". It's behind foggy glass, but hey, SOME Ryan Reynolds butt is better than NO Ryan Reynolds butt.
It's long for a teaser . . . more than three and a half minutes. But it doesn't contain any actual footage from the movie. It's a little skit where Deadpool INTENDS to stop a crime, but he takes too long changing in a phone booth.
It even includes the old "Superman" movie music and a cameo by STAN LEE. And at the end, for no particular reason, a comedic summary of ERNEST HEMINGWAY's "The Old Man and the Sea" scrolls by.
(WARNING!!! The teaser contains UNCENSORED PROFANITY. The buttocks come out at 1:07.)